Lousy Pun of the Day

January 20, 2025

Why was Rick Astley so opposed to Brexit? He is never gonna give EU up

January 19, 2025

O: Hvilken opera-frugt smager af ost? Carmen-bær M: Oh, tello, Im peachless O: La træls-vittig ata? M: Im all for equal operatunity, but this is puccini it O: You can't Händel it? - I'll tone it Bach down. M: Nej, jeg er blevet lidt mo-sart på mine gamle dage, den var ellers schubert O: Det er ikke Liszt for meget for dig? M: Jeg var tæt på at få strauss - was about to un-ravel - And then its just decomposing M: Now: time to go chopin O: Herr Nøglebæk M: Morten

January 18, 2025

Which evening wear is the most popular among female partisans and guerillas? The Molotov cocktaildress

January 17, 2025

(Advarsel: medium Computerspils nørd påkrævet) Hvad kalder man det når man bruger lang tid i Portal på at lave en opstilling af portaler, så man kan komme til at tage et billede af sig selv? En Chell-fie

January 16, 2025

Which kind of peppers are the loudest? Hollapeños

January 15, 2025

Hvad sagde Holmes til sin assistent, da de havde inspiceret gerningsstedet i ostebutikken? Emmentaler, min kære Watson

January 14, 2025

Hvad kalder man den form for skuespil særligt for børn, der promoverer opbyggelige pointer om hvor godt det er et følge reglerne? Dukseteater

January 13, 2025

Hvilken dresscode er der i en entre? Man skal have vest i bulen Med tak til Herr Helfer

January 12, 2025

Hvorfor var Michael Jackson så dårlig til stopdans? 'cause "he don't stop til you get enough" - Jeg troede det var fordi hans billig’ jeans var alt for stramme, og begrænsede hans blodomløb Med tak til Herr Helfer

January 11, 2025

Hvad hedder en læge der er specialist i ældre skuespillere lidelser? En Reumertolog Med tak til Herr Helfer

January 10, 2025

What do you call the transaction where women pay for permanent bodypaint by flashing the artist? Tits for Tats

January 9, 2025

“I met the christian-judaean god yesterday” “No way!!” “Yah-weh!”

January 8, 2025

How do you best support the YouTube channel on the early soviet space programme? ‘Leave a Laika and subscribe’

January 7, 2025

WHO was the most criminal of all gods and demi-gods of middle earth? Gangdalf

January 6, 2025

Which Pharao had the biggest armoured division? Two-Tank Amun Med tak til Herr Nøglebæk

January 5, 2025

Hvorfor må du ikke klippe halen af en sørøver? Piratkupering er forbudt!

January 4, 2025

Hvad kalder man taleformen, hvor iPhonebrugere lovpriser fortræffelighederne ved deres devices? Ævlen

January 4, 2025

Which two days in the calendar are devoted to celebrating the balance between horses and cows? The Equine-ox

January 3, 2025

If you are hit by a snowball, and can't see anyone who could of thrown it, it was probably a yeeti. Med tak til Herr Nøglebæk

January 2, 2025

Which of the gods and demi-gods of Middle Earth was the most criminal? Gangdalf

January 1, 2025

How is the transformation of Twitter to X the opposite of a Tarantino movie? The movie goes From Musk till Yawn

December 31, 2024

Apropos slutningen af 2024: Pun Fact: Michael Endes mest kendte bog er samtidig den mest u-Endelige historie

December 30, 2024

Why do carriages always look so crappy on paper? They are drawn by horses

December 29, 2024

Why is building with LEGOs such a macho activity? You are playing with all the studs

December 28, 2024

If you know your boobs have become saggier than they used to be, are they ex-pert?

December 27, 2024

If you knew all about twitter, does that make you an Xpert?

December 26, 2024

(Advarsel: Medium Ishockey og militærnørd påkrævet) Hvordan sikrer man sig et ensartet glat underlag for sit luftværnsmissilsystem? Man benytter en SAMboni

December 25, 2024

Hvad er Darth Vaders yndlingsbagværk? Corossainter

December 24, 2024

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December 23, 2024

Hvad kalder man den sindstilstand hvor man ser og accepterer gøglere på strøget, men ikke lader sig påvirke af dem? Mimefullness

December 22, 2024

Why was the operation to salvage the chinese ship unsuccessful? All that was recovered was a piece of junk

December 21, 2024

According to Stormy Daniels, what was the sound effect accompanying the coming president dropping his trousers? ‘Sad trump-bone’

December 20, 2024

Hvilken jysk by har den latterligste latency i deres internet? Skørping

December 19, 2024

If you are haunted by your Thanksgiving turkey, is it a poultrygeist? Med tak til Herr Nøglebæk

December 18, 2024

Hvilken AD&D stat er vigtigst for camouflerede snigskytter? Aghilliety

December 17, 2024

Hvilken europæisk statsleder var mest pro-afrika? Angola Merkel

December 16, 2024

Hvad kalder man det tigerbalsam som skuespillerne smører under øjnene for at græde? Flæbepomade Med tak til Herr Nøglebæk

December 15, 2024

Why did Loki mount his search for the God of Thunder in a farm implement? He had to track Thor

December 15, 2024

Hvilken landbrugsmaskine er bedst til almen etikette? Nejetærskeren

December 14, 2024

How do you find out how old a french cheese is? You just look at its from-age

December 13, 2024

Hvilket land er det mest slimede? Oozebekistan Tatzikistan er mere velsmagende, selv om det også er snasket Med tak til Herr Nøglebæk

December 12, 2024

Hvilken AD&D stat er vigtigst for camouflerede snigskytter? Aghilliety

December 12, 2024

Why were the Uruk-hai arrested for transporting bodyparts of prostitutes across state borders? Legolas accused them of taking the ho bits to Isengard

December 11, 2024

What is the proper footwear for working bakers? Loafers

December 10, 2024

Hvilken Star Wars karakter falder mes i med den brede befolkning? Rando Calrissian

December 9, 2024

Hvilken jordart er værst til at lave kage af? Snøf-ler

December 8, 2024

Hvorfor reagerede Mulan så voldsomt på at se familiens drage? Det var en meget e-mushu-ionel oplevelse Med tak til Herr Nøglebæk

December 7, 2024

What is the rallying cry for treehuggers? Fir is murder!

December 6, 2024

Hvilken type vokalist var mest fremherskende blandt hunnerne? Barbar-iton Igen med tak til Fru Bisballe Nyeng

December 5, 2024

Hvilken type vokalist benytter man til at fremføre slaget, umiddelbart før "Valkyriernes ridt"? En bas-serker Med tak til Fru Bisballe Nyeng